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The Best Funny Running Quotes

November 20, 2013 by Amiee

I have been collecting running quotes for quite some time, mostly running quotes about injury as a way to stay inspired and motivated during my long battle with hip injuries and recovery from multiple FAI surgeries. What follows in my short list of humorous running quotes, which will hopefully grow with time:

“If you start to feel good during an ultra, don’t worry, you will get over it.” ~Gene Thibeault

“Why aren’t you signed up for the 401K?”
“I’d never be able to run that far.” ~Dilbert

“There is nothing quite so unpleasant as the advice of a newly converted runner.” Marc Parent of the Newbie Chronicles

“Ultras are just eating and drinking contests, with a little exercise and scenery thrown in.” – Sunny BlendeThe Absolute Best Humorous Running Quotes

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